Noh Chanting
Noh Chant
Whatever you say through a satellite turns into Noh chanting. It gets all drawn out and distorted from going through the satellite, which makes it SOUND like Noh chanting at least.
よう
うた
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While you're fake Noh chanting you have to pause every few minutes to take a bite of yogurt (よう). Yogurt is good for the throat! At least you think it is. It's not like you're actually chanting, the satellite is doing all the real work.